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How gay is your sport?
I made a graph to collect my thoughts on the perceiced sexuality of various sports. On the x-axis, I have on the far left “straight like your crush” and on the far right “so gay it heals my inner child”. On the y-axis, I have at the bottom “white” and at the top “not so… — read more
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Hazard perception
What do you consider a hazard? Roaches? Romance? Prams? Chillies? I was recently studying for the hazard perception test which passing is required before I get my Ps (no judgement please). The test gives you a series of scenarios with potential road hazards to which I will have to respond. It really is an impossible… — read more
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Trekking in Southeast Asia
Three types of people climb mountains in southeast asia. Locals who grew up in the mountains, Europeans and peasants. Locals wear slippers and take half a day to summit while carrying a 60L pack full of food for the Europeans and the peasants. Europeans wear Salomons and a small bright pack, shockingly enough they also… — read more
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Aren’t we all
Have you ever decided to remain unmoved in response to someone else’s sarcasm? Some sarcasms are so cheap. For example, “don’t / aren’t we all” can be said in response to anything remotely relateable, like “I accidentally told my boss ‘love you’” or “I think my cat hates me”. “Living the dream” is often said… — read more
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Is Kuromi bi?
Little has been written about Kuromi’s sexuality. In this post, I argue that Kuromi is bisexual and explain my reasons for that. It is not entirely appropriate to categorically infer a person’s sexuality, so, as a caveat, I must say the impetus for this post is only of light hearted curiosity and to collect my… — read more
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Chinese dumpling
I had a bite of this soup dumpling. Pork and cabbage. Little did I know it wasn’t soup. It was anxiety boiling up within a sheet of silence that is creasing under the heat. Today is the day. This restaurant near Eastwood train station is humming with couples in their thirties with their kids. They… — read more
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Vicarious touching
Sex is hard. My wife rarely smells right. It seems she has trouble wiping off her pee. It might be a universal problem for women for they have a lot more layers and folds within their system. Highly inefficient system. The money they spend on toilet paper could be saved towards rent. They also grow… — read more
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Soup
One of my cherished delights in childhood was a cold bowl of fishhead soup. The gelatin glistened around the eyeball, the delicate crunch of the cartilage, and the tender flesh melted like the dreams I used to have. I don’t usually do much on my birthdays. I sit on the blue couch. I play with… — read more